Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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