- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Real jokes.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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