- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

sixty....eight.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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