- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why were corners made? For crying.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

SAY

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A ginger rapping.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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