A black guy walks in to a bar.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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i am predestal

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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DANA

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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hahaha

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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