what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Women rights.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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