Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Knock knock Nobody's home.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

johann grayson being liked

Jews for Jesus

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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