How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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noodles

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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