- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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steves legs

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

knock knock come in

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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