What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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anus soup

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Women's rights

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Obamacare!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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No.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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