What is big and white, not the moon CC

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Freedom of Speech

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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