- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

I'm gay. Great me too.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Anti jokes are funny

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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