- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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