Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

gay marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Jasper sucks.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

hi my name is? joe

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Come in

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

I can't think of a joke!

Bing

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Three men walked into a metal pole

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