If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Fruitcake

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Shit.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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anus soup

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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