What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

fart

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

i am predestal

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Freedom of Speech

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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