So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Anti Joke

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