Women's rights

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Small breasts.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's 9 +10 19

GRAAAAAAAR.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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