- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

God is religiously proven to be real

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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