- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

johann grayson being liked

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What time is it? 10:58

What's 6 + 9? 15.

womans rights

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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