Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Fuck her

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Jess Burns

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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women's lacrosse.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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NEVER

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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