- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A black person in the NHL

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Jews for Jesus

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why were corners made? For crying.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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