- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

amy copied adams haircut :0

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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