- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Women's rights.

Jews for Jesus

What time is it? 10:58

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