- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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