What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A black man killed someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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I like to eat.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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