- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

This is not Will Smith.

Small breasts.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??