In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Lockerbie bombing

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Pianca going ham

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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