- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A black succeeds

I Love Hitler.

Chuck Norris died.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

potato

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

women's rights

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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