What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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