Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Aodhan Hearty

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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