- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

I won the game.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What's 9 +10 19

Why Because

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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