Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A Jew returns change.

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Thumbs this up

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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I hate you.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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