- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A ginger rapping.

This joke isnt funny.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

So one time this woman was learning...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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