What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What is Jason? Black.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Womens rights.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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