One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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...Jack Vale

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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