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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

I won the game.

Women's rights

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Women rights..

Brett Farve

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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