- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

a banana

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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