a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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