Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Ruller

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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I got shot, you laughed

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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