Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women's rights.

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live babies

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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The WNBA.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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