- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

knock knock whos there .. derp

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

your fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Religion

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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