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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A scottish man having fun

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Chuck Norris died.

The Aristocrats

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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