I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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American healthcare.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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gays

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What is a dog? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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