You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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