A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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blubber vaginass CC

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i have aids and a chode

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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