What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Kenny G

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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