- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Your mom.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

I got shot, you laughed

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

penis

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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