Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hey, come here often? No.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Black Poeple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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