What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

thumb_up thumb_down -30

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

thumb_up thumb_down -52

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Hey, come here often? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

thumb_up thumb_down -86

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

thumb_up thumb_down -86

21

thumb_up thumb_down +105

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops