Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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1+1= 69

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Anti Joke

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