"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Oh...okay, good.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Military intelligence.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Kenny G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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