Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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