whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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1+1= 69

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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theres a fat guy

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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An antijoke

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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