- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's big? Jupiter.

Robin, get in the car.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

penis

A scottish man having fun

The jets are a good team..

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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