- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Rick Perry.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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