Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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American healthcare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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