Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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