what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Ruller

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

knock knock whos there .. derp

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Nickelback

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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