- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Black people are innocent.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Potato salad

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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