Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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George W. Bush

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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