Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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An antijoke

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Ruller

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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