Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A joke

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Dani Barton = Stupid

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Is Carly smart? No.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Global Warming.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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