What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What is Jason? Black.

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The Aristocrats

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Womens rights.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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