- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

I like jokes.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Five guys one rape.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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