Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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guess what?

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

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