I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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i like potatoes

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Anti Joke

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