- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

So one time this woman was learning...

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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