Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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No joke.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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arse

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens Sports

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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