How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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