knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Womens rights.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Liars go to hell! -God

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poop.........

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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I love you very much.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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