What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Obama

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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