- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

I like to eat.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Steering Wheel Face.

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