There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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