- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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