What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A black man killed someone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Military intelligence.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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