What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A black man killed someone

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Small breasts.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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