Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Ben is gay

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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