Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Dallas Cowboys

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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