Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What time is it? 10:58

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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