a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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dildo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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