What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Child Prostitution.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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