- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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