- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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