What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The WNBA.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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