- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Chocolate rain Awesome!

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's big? Jupiter.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Penis

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

i am predestal

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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