Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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jgkbk,mn

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Pickle!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Penis

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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