What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Black Poeple

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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I am black.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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josh simpson has cancer

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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im jewish

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What what In the butt

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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