Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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^that joke's not funny

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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