How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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