Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

9:11 make a wish

look at there!! an entire dog!!

An Irishman stays home

womans rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A fat man buys a salad

Hello

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Punchline.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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