Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

9:11 make a wish

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

An Irishman stays home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

womans rights

Punchline.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Hello

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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