What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Lacrosse

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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9:11 make a wish

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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