The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Benevolent villain.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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