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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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France never surrender.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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