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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Religion

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

My mom.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why did the woman die Because she was old

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

You.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Guess what? SHADAP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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