How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is a dog? Bark

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Anti Joke

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