What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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The geese of Growmore

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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im jewish

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why....... Because.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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