Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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I love boobs

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Jasper sucks.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What time is it? 10:58

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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