where's waldo? in a picture book.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Go away.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

womans rights

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Women

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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