- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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