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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

sixty....eight.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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