- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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