A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

okay.....

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A van drives into a car.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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