Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Men's rights

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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