What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Black people

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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I am a real homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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