- Anti Joke

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

The glass is half an hour.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Please don't rape me.